Hang onto your Southern britches, folks, as in under 48 hours the Magnificent Threes and their Flying Machines will be arriving here on the scene of Extravaganza 2017 to pick up where the record-settings Tattoos left off with their fishing prowess and to add Dixie color to the otherwise staid and camouflaged texture of this year’s fifteenth annual foray into Montana’s flora and fauna Ritz Carlton style!
Dem Threes are baselined by returning California veterans Tyler “Lefty” Clausen (who, during E-16, landed a 31” bulltrout on his own 5 wt. bamboo rod) who will be joined by the “Sailors Four”: “Little Richard” Deveau and his bride of many years “NMN” (who, even after many years of fishing here, has yet to obtain an appropriate Montana moniker), “Mamadore” Susan Hubbard and last (and certainly latest) Scott “Not So Flash” Gordon (so named for missing his incoming flight to Extravaganzaland several years ago).
And then, all, return now-semi-seasoned Southern veterans South Carolina financial advisor Mark “Z-Man” Zion and his (much better) half Julie “Z-Woman” Zion along with returning client of both of ours Columbia, SC pharmacist Gary “RX” Jones who will be joined this year by his “own personal photographer”, wife Juli. And if that were not enough of a Southern influence, North Carolinian surety bondsman Ray “The Garret” Garruto will not only be bringing with him his partner “Take it To The Max” Richardson but they will be joined by equally rookie construction clients Jeff Sullivan; Greg Caniff with his bride Maryn; and Jim Triplett (who as of this writing is attempting to lure his fiancé Christi to join him, last minute, in the fray).
While it may be politically incorrect in some overly-sensitive parts of this great country of ours to ignore the wonderful heritage of our soon-to-arriver Southern guests, rest assured that such is not the case in Extravaganzaland. Flags, bourbon, h.d.’s a-la-South, and Dixie music will festoon These Threes as they arrive here on the scene of it all for forecast clear skies, calmed down rivers, and daytime highs in the mid-80’s.
Behold, folks, The South is soon gonna Rise Ag’n!
Bring it on now, y’all…y’hear!!!!
Rock Creek Ron-----<’///:><
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